Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Basics of Money to Get Rich - Mini Course

Hello Everyone,

अपने 10-12 video की  series मैं start कर चूका हूँ

इस course का  structure कुछ इस तरह का है -

1) Motivation and Basics
2) Personal Finance
3) Savings
4) Investment
5) Growth

6) Advance

1) Motivation and Basics

I) Financial Motivation


1st thing 1st, you must believe that you can get rich. Even 10,000 की  salary कमाने  वाला भी करोड़पति  बन सकता है अगर वो पैसो को लेकर discipline बना के रखता है .
and I have explained about discipline and power of knowledge in this video -     




II) Mindset of Rich Person

अब जब आपको पता चल गया है की अमीर कोई भी  बन सकता है  तो जोसबसे पहली चीज़ आपको करनी है
वो है अपना  minset change करना. वैसे सोचना जैसे एक अमीर सोचता  है और वो आप ये वीडियो देख कर सीख  सकते है  -



III) Basics of Money and getting Rich

अमीर तो सब बनना चाहते है लेकिन अमीर बनने के लिए अपको शुरुआत कैसे करनी है उसकी summary मैंने इस वीडियो में दी है, बाद में मैं इसको और विस्तार में भी बताऊंगा



 


 और इसी के साथ पहला section पूरा होता है अब इसके बाद मैं सुरु करूँगा Personal Finance यानि की अपने जीवन में आर्थिक बदलाव कैसे सुरु करे

Saturday, May 2, 2020

I'm on YouTube

Yes one more thing. I'm doing more of video blogging and using YouTube's platform. Please go though this link and subscribe my channel :






I'm Back!

Hey Everyone,
It's been long since i have used this blog.

पूरे 7 साल बाद वापस आया हूँ वो भी इस lock-down की वजह से. A lot happened in this time.
मैं Business करने में व्यस्त था. 
And now that i am back i would to share same financial knowledge which i have accumulate in all this time. This blog is no longer a funny content blog. I am going to use this a educational blog at least by the time i am active on this.

Cheers!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

New HR Policy For Productivity

Dress Code-

  • You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
  • If we see you wearing PRADA shoes, carrying GUCCI bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
  • If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nice clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
  • IF you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Leave-

  • We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as a proof of sickness. If you are able to go to doctor, you are able to come to work too. Only a death certificate is acceptable. That too, would be valid till the funeral. You's have to continue the office after the funeral.

 Casual Leave-

  • Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They would be called Saturdays and Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks-

  • Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet, and the employees feel proud that they are being paid to poop. there is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper and muslin towel will retract, that stall door will be open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company's bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's metal health policy.

Lunch Break-

  • Skinny people get a 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so they can look healthy. Normal people will get 15 minutes for lunch to get a meal good enough to keep them alive in their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a slim-Fast.

Regards,
HR.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Real Indian

भारतीय वो होता है:-
 
● जो Free की चीजो को कभी न छोड़े.
● जो घर में paint करवाने के बाद paint वाली बाल्टी को कम से कम 5 पांच साल इसतेमाल करे 
● जो T.V remote के cell खत्म होने के बावजूद remote को पिटता है
● जो मिठाई की दुकान पर taste करने के लिए मिठाई जरुर मांगे.
● जो पुराने कैलेंडर को पन्नो को कॉपीयो का कवर बना के इस्तेमाल कर ले.

● जो मोबाइल balance में से कम्पनी द्वारा 5 रूपए कटे जाने पे कम्पनी के toll free customer care number पे customer care वाले को गाली सुना दे.
● जो ये post पढ़ के खुश हो रहे है वो भी एक भारतीय ही हो सकता है.