What is KISS??

In Maths-

Kiss is the shortest Distance between two Lips.

In Physics-

Kiss is process of charging human body.

In computer-

Kiss is a local area network in which two bodies are connected without any data cable.

In Economics-

Kiss is a process In which demand is always higher than supply.

Beer is better than a women Because......

1) A Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.

2) You can share a Beer with your friends.

3) When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a Beer.

4) Beer is always wet.

5) A Beer always goes down easy.

6) You can have more than one Beer in a night.

7) You can enjoy Beer every day of the month.

8) You always know you are the first one to pop a Beer.

9) Frigid Beer is a good Beer.

10) If you pour a Beer right, you always get a good head.

Best PICK-UP Lines for Men

© You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.



© Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.



© Is your name Gillette?........
Because you're the best a man can get.



© There's a gap in your life!
Mind if i fill it!



© I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?



© I didn't believe in angels untill i meet you!



© Pardon me, miss, i am writing a phone book, may i have your number?



© God created the world in SIX days, but took Him centuries to come up with some one....
as CUTE.....
as BEAUTIFUL.....
as FINE.....
as GORGEOUS......
as LOVABLE......
as YOU!



© Is your father terrorist..... Because you're a BOMB.