10 Things I hate about you (Poem)

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around,

and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,

not even close,

not even a little bit,

not even at all.

(From Movie)

Computer Shayri

© Roj raat ko mere sapno me aati ho,
Mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungalion pe nachati ho.


© Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech me tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai.


© Aur karwaoge hame Kitna intzar,
Hamare dil ki SITE pe Kabhi to ENTER maro yar.


© Tum mere dil ko test karna bhul gaye,
Dil se yese CUT kiya ki PASTE karna bhul gaye.


© Lackon honge nigaah me Kabhi mujhe bhi PICK karo,
Mere pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo.


© Esa nahi hai zana ki i dont like your face,
Par dil ke storage me hai- NO MORE DISC SPACE!!


© Ghar se jab tum nikle pahan ke reshmi gown,
Jane Kitne dilo ka ho gaya SERVER DOWN.


© Main tumhe pyar Kyu karu, tum nahi ho Ash,
Fir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera SYSTEM ho jata hai CRASH.


© Teri yad me sanam raat bhar hamne WINE piya,
Kabhi OFFLINE piya, Kabhi ONLINE piya.


© Apka hasna, apka chalna, apki wo style,
Apki adao ki hamne SAVE kar li hai FILE.


© Apke nakhre hamare dil pe yun BANG ho gaye,
Jaise 2 PC judte-judte HANG ho gaye.

Kiss and Slap (Hindi Poem)

Gali ke mod par ek aalisaan dukan,
Teen grahak vidyamaan vridha, uvti aur jawan,
Samano ke bech uljha dukandar,
Chal raha len-den, baat, vyavhar
Ki Achanak bijli ho gayi gul,
Charo or andkar me sabhi dubne lage.
Andhere me yuvak ko Mazak sujha bada pyara,
Usne apne hath ko kiss kiya
Aur dukandar ko ek jhapad de mara,
Chumban aur jhapad gunj utha
Jaise labh aur ghata jhanjhana utha sannata.
Budhiya Sochne lagi
Charitra-waan yuvti ne Acha kiya
Chumban ka jabab jhapad se diya,
Yuvti Sochti hai
Haay re murkh nadan, lagta bilkul anjan
Mujhe chod us budhiya par mar mita
Bechara faltu me pita
Aur dukandar sahlate hue apna gaal
Kar raha hai gum
Harkat kisi aur ki aur faltu me pit gaye hum.

Love Poem (English)

© When i am walking with you
i never want stop,
when i am looking at you
i never want close my eyes,
and when i hold you in my arms
i wish the clock stop tickin.
I Love You.


© I am restless....
I am depressed...
I am lonely...
I am sad...
And i am going crazy...
All for just two reasons...
I am here...
And you are there.


© Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is sign of lonlyness,
Every smile is sign of kindness,
My every facts is sign of remembrance.


© Some people have nice eyes,
Some have nice smile,
Others have nice faces,
But you have all of these with a lovely heart.


© I am feeling so happy,
Do you know why?
Because i am so lucky,
Do you know how?
Because He gives me a gift,
Do you know what?
It's you my love.


© If ten people cares for you,
one of them is me,
If one person cares for you,
That would be me again,
If no one care for you
That means i am not in this world.


© The way you look into my eyes,
It scares me,
The way you say i love you,
It scares me,
The way you know just what to say
It scares me,
The way you scares me,
I love it.


© These are some of the romantic countries in the world-
HOLLAND- hope our love lasts and never dies.
ITALY- I trust and love you.
LIBYA- Love is beautiful and you also.


© If care is a raindrop,
I send you showers.
If love is a second
I send you hours.
If smile is a petal
I send you flowers.
If happiness is a person,
I send you myself.


© You will forever hold a key to my heart and in my heart will always be a place for you.


© I think you are very careless!
You come and leave things behind!
See now what you have left,
You just come in my mind
and left a smile on
my face.


© Rectangle has 4 ends,
Triangle has 3 ends,
Lines has 2 ends,
But our good love has no end.


© If i get your smile,
I dont need flowers,
If i get your love,
I dont need music,
If you speak to me,
I dont need anyone else,
You just be my life,
I dont need the world.


© Close your eyes,
Relax your body,
And stop your breathing
As long as you can...
Now...
BREATH...
I miss you as much as you missed the AIR.


© Near ones are not dear,
Dear ones are not near,
It is easy to remember the near ones,
But very difficult to forget the dear ones.


© I MISS YOU
Are 3 words,
But take 3 seconds to read,
3 minutes to think,
3 hours to understand,
3 days to demonstrate,
3 weaks to explain,
And whole life to prove it!!


© I heared some whisper your name,
but when i turned around to see who it was;
i notice i was alone,
i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS YOU.


© There are six billian people in the world but i dont know why keep missing you, may be because 5,999999999 cant replace a single you.


© Do you know about the things which live after death-
Eyes- 3 minates
Brain- 0 minates
Heart- 0 minates
Legs- 4 hours
Skin- 5 days
Bones- 30 days
Love- forever.