© Agar koi admi kanhi late pahunche to vo wakt ka paaband nahi hai aur Agar aap kanhi late pahunche to aap wakt ke gulaam thode hi na hai.
© Agar koi admi kisi hotal me khana kha kar tip na de to vo kanjoos hai aur Agar aap kisi hotal me khana kha ker tip na de to aap paise ki kadar jante hai.
© Apke charo oor hahakaar hai, laikin aap shaant hai to iska matlab hai ki isthithi to gambheer hai laikin apke palle nahi padi hai.
© kahte hai ki "kaamyabi ka koi gavah nahi hota." Laikin nakaamyabi sabko dikhae daite hai.
©koi dusra galti kare to vo gairjimaidaar hai aur agar aap koi galti kare to galtiya aakhir insaan se hi hote hai.
© khud na karna pade to koi kaam namumkin nahi hai.
© Apko yakeen nahi hoga log aaj-kal kya-kya karte rahte hai. Abhi kal ki he baat hai, main ek mandir me khada tha, aarthi ho rahi the, itne me hi ek ladke ne cigrate sulga le. Main to ye dekh ke itna ghabra gaya ki mere hanth se bear ka gilaas girte-girte bacha.
© Main kal ek admi se mila. Mujhe vo kuch jyada hi andhvisvaasi laga. Vo khata hai ki main us saptaah me kaam nahi karta jisme sanivaar padta ho.
© Ek trak ke peche likha tha 'savan ko aane do.' Ek dusra trak usme ghus gaya. Pata hai us trak ke aage kya likha tha- 'savan aaya jhum ke.'
© Agar koi aap se kahe ki aap unke kisi parijan ka baal banka nahi kar sakte to aap samajh jaye ki vo zarur ganje hai.
© Zindgi yahi hai- har vo cheez jo apko pasand hai vo ya to gair-kanuni hai ya anaitik hai aur ya fir saadi-shuda hai.
© Agar kisi cheez par likha ho ki ek he size sabko fit hoga to samajhiye ke vo kisi ko fit nahi hoga.
© Ek jagah se chori, chori hai. Kaye jagah se chori resarch hai.
© Aap bank ke100 rupay ke karzdaar hai to ye aap ki problem hai. Laikin agar aap bank ke100 caror ke daindaar hai to ye bank ki problem hai.
© Koi dusra parti me pee kar 'out' ho jaye to vo bada sharabi hai aur Agar aap unhi halaat me ho to aap party ki jaan hai.
© Chugli to dusre karte hai, aap to hamesa sach bolte hai.
© Agar apko apki padosan duniya ki sabse bhali aurat lage to jara ek baar uske pati se bhe mil lijiye.
© LIC ke agent kitne ajeeb hote hai. Ghanto baith kar ek aurat ko ye samjhate hai ki aapke pati ke marne ke baad apko kya-kya subhidhaye mil sakti hai.
© kahte hai 'agar ghe sedhe ungli se na nikle to... ama! to chammch se nikaal lo har cheez me ungli karna jaruri hai kya?
5 comments:
i like yor love poems thats are very fantastic. i need your guidance in writing field. i am new to this field. plese help me.
hi jaiwardhan! this is Brijesh Gupta. Thanks for your comments for my blog. this is my e-mail ID- judtforbrij@gmail.com to know more about me or any type of chat than e-mail me.
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nice blog... cann't i also post some article in ur blog... or some pictures r whateve... lokking forward for it.
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