Beer is better than a women Because......

1) A Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.

2) You can share a Beer with your friends.

3) When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a Beer.

4) Beer is always wet.

5) A Beer always goes down easy.

6) You can have more than one Beer in a night.

7) You can enjoy Beer every day of the month.

8) You always know you are the first one to pop a Beer.

9) Frigid Beer is a good Beer.

10) If you pour a Beer right, you always get a good head.

Kiss and Slap (Hindi Poem)

Gali ke mod par ek aalisaan dukan,
Teen grahak vidyamaan vridha, uvti aur jawan,
Samano ke bech uljha dukandar,
Chal raha len-den, baat, vyavhar
Ki Achanak bijli ho gayi gul,
Charo or andkar me sabhi dubne lage.
Andhere me yuvak ko Mazak sujha bada pyara,
Usne apne hath ko kiss kiya
Aur dukandar ko ek jhapad de mara,
Chumban aur jhapad gunj utha
Jaise labh aur ghata jhanjhana utha sannata.
Budhiya Sochne lagi
Charitra-waan yuvti ne Acha kiya
Chumban ka jabab jhapad se diya,
Yuvti Sochti hai
Haay re murkh nadan, lagta bilkul anjan
Mujhe chod us budhiya par mar mita
Bechara faltu me pita
Aur dukandar sahlate hue apna gaal
Kar raha hai gum
Harkat kisi aur ki aur faltu me pit gaye hum.