Greatest Marketing and Business Ideas of All Time

IDEA - 01

 A beggar found Rs.100/-
 He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner.
 Bill = Rs.3000/-
 Manager handed him to police.
 He gave Rs.100/- to police and got free.
 There you go.

 Financial Management without MBA.

IDEA - 02

Form a Factory of condom and name it 'DIPPER CONDOMS'

  And every Truck of country will free advertise you.

"USE DIPPER AT NIGHT"

More coming :p

Power of Media

 A king's servant enrolled his donkey in a race and won.

The local newspaper read:-
"SERVANT'S ASS WON"

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter his donkey in another race.

Next day the newspaper headline read:-
"KING SCRATCHES SERVANT'S ASS"

This was too much for the king. He ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. Servant gave his donkey to queen.

The local paper heading the news:-
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN THE TOWN"

The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 500.

Next day paper read:-
"QUEEN SOLD HER ASS FOR 500"

 This was too much, king ordered queen to buy back the donkey and lead it to the Jungles.

The next day headlines:-
"QUEEN ANNOUNCED HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"

The king was buried next day. :-D