When a men writes advice columms

Dear John,
            I hope you can help me. The other day i was set off for work, leaving my husband in house watching TV. My car stalled then it broke down about a mile down the road and i have to walk back to get my husband's help. When i get back home i couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with our neighbor's daughter!

            I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When i confronted him he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for past six months. He won't go to counseling and i'm afraid i am a wreak and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheela.

Dear Sheela,

             A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wire. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

              I hope This helps.

John

Differences between Music Genres

Sentence:- I saw a Flower.

RAP:-
Yo! I was hangin' wit my mutherfuckin' homies and we saw a mutherfuckin' flowa' in a mutherfuckin' garden.

Pop:-
I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower.
It had blue petals; blue petals, blue petals.

Rock:-
In field where nothing grew but weeds i found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction.

Metal:-
AARRSSGHGGHHHH - FLOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEERRRR!!!!!
AAAAhhhAhhAGAGAAAAAHHHHH - IN A FIELD!!!

Country:-
I was ridin' a tractor and i was drinkin' a beer bur then i saw a puberty little flower and i said- "Hey, yall! It's one of dem flowers!"