Celebrities Passwords

Abhishek Bachchan:- Paa_sWord

Amitabh Bachchan:- Rekha

Sharukh khan:- pppppasword

Msdhuri Dixit:- 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur:- Paffword

Bill Gates:- pMSword

Barack Obama:- TheBlackHouse

Deve Gowda:- zzZZZ

Sunil Bharti Mittal:- khuljaSIMSIM

Vijay Mallya:- calenderShouldHave20moths

ACP Pradyuman:- daya_the_door_braker

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar:- India

Rahul Dravid:- NothingShallPass

Saurav Ganguly:- Iamthebest

Navjot Singh Sidhu:- lol

Emraan Hashmi:- Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar:- kaeKOpoocha!

Gabbar Singh:- aakThoo!!

Rajnikant:- YouGottaBeKiddingMe (He don't need a password)

Diseases In Bollywood Style

1. Jiya jale jan jale, Raat bhar dhuwa chale
= FEVER

2. Tadap tadap k dil se aah nikalti rahi
= HEART ATTACK

3. Bidi jalayile jigar se piya, Jigar ma badi aag hai
= ACIDITY

4. Tujhme Rab dikhta hai, yara main kya kru?
= MOTIYABIND

5. Tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kahna
= LOW MEMORY

6. Man dole mera tan dole
= MIRGI

7. Juda hoge bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai
= LOOSE MOTION

7 Things That Boys and Girls Do in an Exam Hall

7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall

1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing


7 Things Boys Do In an Exam Hall

1. Count the Number of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Count how many windows and doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regretting Wasting the Last Night Studying
7. Think to study well at least for next Exam

And After Exams-

Girls:
You Know Paper Was Bit Hard,
It was so Lengthy I Couldn't Draw a Diagram.
I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)

Boys:
It's Fun Yaar,
Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas
Let's hit the Bar.


Agree or not?? ;)

Professor explaining marketing concepts to Students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"



4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

MF Hussain: Face Off

Thursday 9 June 2011, MF Hussain died in a hospital of London. He was 95.
He was maybe one of the great painters of current era but being an Indian he has been set off because of his view towards Hindu religion.
Check this presentation-

MF Hussain’s Hypocrisy