10 Things I hate about you (Poem)

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around,

and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,

not even close,

not even a little bit,

not even at all.

(From Movie)

INDIANS on top this DECADE

This decade is about to pass. India's grown enormously as a nation and as a people in the last ten years. Here's a look at some of the most noteworthy events that shaped India-

Entertainment-
Known as the Mozart of Madras, AR Rahman won Oscars and Grammys for original score and original song in Danny Boyle's 'Slumdog Millionaire'. This was the first time that an Indian music director has won an Oscar.
A R Rahman has sold more than 100 million records of his film scores and soundtracks worldwide, making him one of the world's all-time top selling recording artists

Authors-
Authors Aravind Adiga and Kiran Desai walked away with the prestigious Man Booker Award in 2008 and 2006, respectively

Sports-
One of the greatest sportsmen India has ever produced, Viswanathan Anand has won in every format — tournament, knockout and match and is the undisputed king of chess. Regarded as the best rapid chess player in history, Anand is a five-time winner chess's Oscar and the first Asian to win the World Chess Championship title in 2000.

At the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Abhinav Bindra broke India's jinx at the Olympics by becoming the first Indian to win an individual gold medal in the 10 m Air Rifle event. Weight lifter Sushil Kumar bagged a bronze and continued his winning stretch to the 2010 Commonwealth Games. Boxer Vijender Singh also emerged a winner at the Olympics and is now the world’s top ranked pugilist in the 75-kg category.

Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar went on to add more feathers to his cap, with the first double century in ODI history against Australia and was also adjudged the Cricketer of the Year by the ICC.

The under-celebrated -Saina Nehwal won the Indonesian Badminton Open in 2009 and is now ranked third in the world. She also became the first Indian to win a Super Series tournament and went on to win three Super Series titles


Auto-mobile-
For a long time, the Tatas had been building hype for a car that would cost Rs 1 lakh, touted to be the common man's car, and in January 2008, Tata kept its date with history and unveiled the world's cheapest car - the Nano. Tata through the Nano aimed to revolutionise the way people travel in India and bring automotive transportation to millions of Indians. A team of 500 engineers worked on the car

Computer Shayri

© Roj raat ko mere sapno me aati ho,
Mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungalion pe nachati ho.


© Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech me tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai.


© Aur karwaoge hame Kitna intzar,
Hamare dil ki SITE pe Kabhi to ENTER maro yar.


© Tum mere dil ko test karna bhul gaye,
Dil se yese CUT kiya ki PASTE karna bhul gaye.


© Lackon honge nigaah me Kabhi mujhe bhi PICK karo,
Mere pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo.


© Esa nahi hai zana ki i dont like your face,
Par dil ke storage me hai- NO MORE DISC SPACE!!


© Ghar se jab tum nikle pahan ke reshmi gown,
Jane Kitne dilo ka ho gaya SERVER DOWN.


© Main tumhe pyar Kyu karu, tum nahi ho Ash,
Fir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera SYSTEM ho jata hai CRASH.


© Teri yad me sanam raat bhar hamne WINE piya,
Kabhi OFFLINE piya, Kabhi ONLINE piya.


© Apka hasna, apka chalna, apki wo style,
Apki adao ki hamne SAVE kar li hai FILE.


© Apke nakhre hamare dil pe yun BANG ho gaye,
Jaise 2 PC judte-judte HANG ho gaye.

Patriotic SMS

© Kyu marte ho yaro sanam ke leye,
Na milaga ruptta kafan ke liye,
Marna h to maro vatan ke liye,
Milega tirnga kafan ke liye.
JAI HIND & CONGRTS


© Is atot Gantantra ka gaurav geet gayein,
Dil mein liye Desh bhakti ki aashayein,
Aaj Tiranga hum lehrayein.
Gantantra Diwas ki shubkamnayein!


© We live in Nation where Pizza reachs home Faster than Ambulance &Police?
Where we get Car Loan@5% but Education Loan@12%.
Rice Rs.30, Sim card free?
Still, Jai Hind!


© 15 August ka offer-
Apne mobile se 100 number dial kare aur Kahe, "Sansad Bhavan me bomb!"
Ap payenge 14 saal ke liye central jail ki yatra, kapde, kana sab kuch muft.
Harry up. Offer Sirf15 August tak.


© Ao mil-jul ke prayas kare,
Hindustaan hamara aazad rahe,
Khushaal rahe, aabad rahe,
Duniya ke sir ka taj rahe.

Good Night SMS

© Ho chuki raat ab so bhi jao,
Jo hai dil ke kareeb uske khayalo me kho bhi jao,
Kar raha hoga koi intezar apka,
Khwabo me sahi usse mil to aao.
Good Night.


© Fan pe latki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma,
Bed k niche baithi Chudail, Parde k piche sarkati Laash
In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena. Aram se sona.
Good night.


© Twinkle twinkle little star,
You are chanda i am star,
Night is meant for sleeping yaar.
So take your takiya & so ja yaar.
Good night.


© Khusi se dil ko aabad karna,
Har gam ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bas itni guzarish hai- din me na sahi
Par sone se pehle ek baar to yad karna.
Good Night.


© Isse pahle ki raat ho jaye,
Kyu na ek mulakat ho jaye,
Apne mobile se ek pyara sa msg hi kar do,
Taki koi shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye.
Good Night.


© No matter if the sky is black or blue,
No matter if there are stars or moon,
As long as your heart is true,
Sweet dreams will always be with you.
Good Night.


© 800 kamro ka mehal ho aur Raja ka darbaar,
Income ho arbon me aur 10 farari car,
Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai yaar,
Isliye jagna hai bekar sote rahiye sarkaar.


© When night comes look at the sky,
If you see a falling star don't wonder why,
Just make a wish. Trust me
It will come true
Because i did it & i found you.
Good Night.


© Kanha se laun hunar unhe manane ka,
Koi jawab nahi unke rooth jane ka,
Raat ko sou to lagta hai dar,
Ata hai hunar unhe khwabon me aakar satane ka.
Good Night.