Cool Definitions

©Justice: A decision in your favor.


©Adults: Just like kid who can watch A rated movies.


©Sale: Where you can buy things at 2 times gratar price.


©Cheat: A postcard having note 'cheque inside'.


©Ideal man: First husband of a widow.


©Alarm watch: A machine which is used to wake up those who have no child.


©Opportunist: Person who dropped in pool accidently and start taking bath.


©World biggest mean man: Who tells his wife of his vasectomy(nasbandi) when his wife told him about her prepodncy.


©Fault: Prove that you atleast tried same work.


©Crowd: Causes by two smart girls.


©Music lover: If he heard a girl singing in bathroom, he puts his ear at key-hole.


©Pedestrain: A car holder who's wife has learned driving.


©O turn: double U turn.


©Fool: One who trying to watch a girl from key hole who is bathing in a transparant bathroom.

Kiss and Slap (Hindi Poem)

Gali ke mod par ek aalisaan dukan,
Teen grahak vidyamaan vridha, uvti aur jawan,
Samano ke bech uljha dukandar,
Chal raha len-den, baat, vyavhar
Ki Achanak bijli ho gayi gul,
Charo or andkar me sabhi dubne lage.
Andhere me yuvak ko Mazak sujha bada pyara,
Usne apne hath ko kiss kiya
Aur dukandar ko ek jhapad de mara,
Chumban aur jhapad gunj utha
Jaise labh aur ghata jhanjhana utha sannata.
Budhiya Sochne lagi
Charitra-waan yuvti ne Acha kiya
Chumban ka jabab jhapad se diya,
Yuvti Sochti hai
Haay re murkh nadan, lagta bilkul anjan
Mujhe chod us budhiya par mar mita
Bechara faltu me pita
Aur dukandar sahlate hue apna gaal
Kar raha hai gum
Harkat kisi aur ki aur faltu me pit gaye hum.

Best PICK-UP Lines for Men

© You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.



© Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.



© Is your name Gillette?........
Because you're the best a man can get.



© There's a gap in your life!
Mind if i fill it!



© I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?



© I didn't believe in angels untill i meet you!



© Pardon me, miss, i am writing a phone book, may i have your number?



© God created the world in SIX days, but took Him centuries to come up with some one....
as CUTE.....
as BEAUTIFUL.....
as FINE.....
as GORGEOUS......
as LOVABLE......
as YOU!



© Is your father terrorist..... Because you're a BOMB.