
© You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
© Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.
© Is your name Gillette?........
Because you're the best a man can get.
© There's a gap in your life!
Mind if i fill it!
© I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
© I didn't believe in angels untill i meet you!
© Pardon me, miss, i am writing a phone book, may i have your number?
© God created the world in SIX days, but took Him centuries to come up with some one....
as CUTE.....
as BEAUTIFUL.....
as FINE.....
as GORGEOUS......
as LOVABLE......
as YOU!
© Is your father terrorist..... Because you're a BOMB.
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