6 Deadly Words used by a Woman

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when thry are right and you need to shut up.

2) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing ends in fire.

3) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

4) Thanks
Don't faint, just say you're welcome.
Hard truth- She not thankful to you unless she says "Thanks a lot" and don't say 'you're welcome' here, that will bring on a Whatever.

5) Five Minutes
If she getting dressed, it mean half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given it to watch your game before helping around the house.

6) Whatever
It's a women's way to say F- YOU!

Best PICK-UP Lines for Men

© You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.



© Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.



© Is your name Gillette?........
Because you're the best a man can get.



© There's a gap in your life!
Mind if i fill it!



© I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?



© I didn't believe in angels untill i meet you!



© Pardon me, miss, i am writing a phone book, may i have your number?



© God created the world in SIX days, but took Him centuries to come up with some one....
as CUTE.....
as BEAUTIFUL.....
as FINE.....
as GORGEOUS......
as LOVABLE......
as YOU!



© Is your father terrorist..... Because you're a BOMB.