©Justice: A decision in your favor.
©Adults: Just like kid who can watch A rated movies.
©Sale: Where you can buy things at 2 times gratar price.
©Cheat: A postcard having note 'cheque inside'.
©Ideal man: First husband of a widow.
©Alarm watch: A machine which is used to wake up those who have no child.
©Opportunist: Person who dropped in pool accidently and start taking bath.
©World biggest mean man: Who tells his wife of his vasectomy(nasbandi) when his wife told him about her prepodncy.
©Fault: Prove that you atleast tried same work.
©Crowd: Causes by two smart girls.
©Music lover: If he heard a girl singing in bathroom, he puts his ear at key-hole.
©Pedestrain: A car holder who's wife has learned driving.
©O turn: double U turn.
©Fool: One who trying to watch a girl from key hole who is bathing in a transparant bathroom.
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