Funny SMS

© Manav to friend-"You know in the USA every year Edison's birthday is celebrated by power-cut for 2 ninutes."
Friend-"But here due to over respect, we celebrate it daily for 3-4 hours."


© Santa was walking through the forest and saw the snake hanging from the tree.
Santa said-"sirf latakane se height nahi badhegi mummy se kaho complan pilaaye."


© Boy to girl-"is dil me aa jao."
Girl-"chappal nikalu kya?"
Boy-"nahi, ese he aa jao. Mandir thode he hai."


© Once Queen Elizabeth and Santa were having dinner.
Queen said-"pass the wine you divine".
Santa thinks, how poetic, Santa says-"pass the roti you moti."


© Bus chali,Jhatka laga. Santa ek ladki pe ja gira.
Ladki boli- "battameez kya kar rahe ho?"
Santa bola- "Ji, Lucknow UNIVERSITY se B.com. final."

© 1st friend-"main apni param sundari girlfriend ko uske janm din par kya du."
2nd friend-"mera phone number de do."


© Santa was reading a blank paper.
Banta-"ye kya hai?"
Santa-"meri girl-friend ka love letter."
Banta-"magar ye to khali hai!"
Santa-"aj-kal hamari bolchal band hai."


© Qatil-"Kosish karna umar Kaid ho Fansi nahi."
Lawyar-"Don't Warry."
Adalat k bad...
Qatil-"Kya hua?"
Lawyar-"Bahut Mushkil se umar qaid hui, judge to tumhe riha kar raha tha."


© A prince had a curse that he could speak only a word in 1 year.
He spoke nothing for 3 years and waitd to say "I LUV U" to a beautiful princes
Who replyed-"PARDON"