7 Things That Boys and Girls Do in an Exam Hall

7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall

1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change the Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing


7 Things Boys Do In an Exam Hall

1. Count the Number of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Count how many windows and doors
4. Revising the Location of Chits in the Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regretting Wasting the Last Night Studying
7. Think to study well at least for next Exam

And After Exams-

Girls:
You Know Paper Was Bit Hard,
It was so Lengthy I Couldn't Draw a Diagram.
I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)

Boys:
It's Fun Yaar,
Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas
Let's hit the Bar.


Agree or not?? ;)

Professor explaining marketing concepts to Students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"



4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

MF Hussain: Face Off

Thursday 9 June 2011, MF Hussain died in a hospital of London. He was 95.
He was maybe one of the great painters of current era but being an Indian he has been set off because of his view towards Hindu religion.
Check this presentation-

MF Hussain’s Hypocrisy

What is KISS??

In Maths-

Kiss is the shortest Distance between two Lips.

In Physics-

Kiss is process of charging human body.

In computer-

Kiss is a local area network in which two bodies are connected without any data cable.

In Economics-

Kiss is a process In which demand is always higher than supply.

New system of Examination (E-20)

The Craze of Cricket is really improved by T-20 and IPL.

So we should also change our Examination System in order to increase the craze of exams among Students

Here are few steps to make it better-

1) Exam time should decrease to 1.5 hour and Marks up to 50.

2) Discussion Break after every 30 minute,

3) Students should have one Free Hit, in which they can give the answer of their choice in any of one question.

4) Starting 20 minutes of Powerplay, no examiner in examination hall in this period.

5) And last but not least... Dance of Cheer girls, for every right answer.

Wohoo!!! No one wanna miss this exam for sure.... xD xD

Funny Google Suggestions

6 Deadly Words used by a Woman

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when thry are right and you need to shut up.

2) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing ends in fire.

3) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

4) Thanks
Don't faint, just say you're welcome.
Hard truth- She not thankful to you unless she says "Thanks a lot" and don't say 'you're welcome' here, that will bring on a Whatever.

5) Five Minutes
If she getting dressed, it mean half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given it to watch your game before helping around the house.

6) Whatever
It's a women's way to say F- YOU!

Beer is better than a women Because......

1) A Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.

2) You can share a Beer with your friends.

3) When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a Beer.

4) Beer is always wet.

5) A Beer always goes down easy.

6) You can have more than one Beer in a night.

7) You can enjoy Beer every day of the month.

8) You always know you are the first one to pop a Beer.

9) Frigid Beer is a good Beer.

10) If you pour a Beer right, you always get a good head.

Story of Newton's Law (Comedy)

1) A cow was walking. Newton stopped it.
Cow stopped. He found his first law-
"An object continue to move unless it stopped"

2) He gave a FORCE by kicking the cow.
It gave a sound "MA!!" He formulated 2nd law-
"F=MA"

3) The cow gave kick back to Newton
And he got 3rd one-
"Every action has an Equal & Opposite reaction"