Friendship SMS

© F- frank in mind
R- real in love
I- ice speech
E- endless support
N- nonstop advice
D- deep in care
S- sweet in behaviour
"FRIENDS FOREVER"


© Kahte hai Acha dost zero ki tarah hota hai jiski koi kemat nahi hoti
Lakin jiske sath jud jata hai Uski kemat das guna badha deta hai.


© Friendship is like the needle of the clock.
Thoug we are in same clock we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet it's only for few seconds
But we always stay connected.


© Risto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,
Anko ki bate khamosh hoti hai,
Koi puche jab dosti ka matlab
Hamari ungali bas Apki aur hoti hai.


© If A is 1, B is 2 and so on
Than
L+O+V+E = 54
12+15+22+5 = 54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108
Interesting na?
FRIENDSHIP is double stronger than LOVE.


© Jane Kyu do lafzo ko izhar Kahte hai,
Jhuki nigaho ko bhi ikrar Kahte hai,
Kya Sirf pyar ka naam hi pyar hai
Do dosto ki dosti ko bhi to pyar Kahte hai.


© "7" is the great number. Because-
7 Day make a week
7 Colour make a rainbow
7 Sur make a music
7 Round make a life partner
Most importent
7 letters make FRIENDS.


© Zindgi me kuch sapne saza lena,
Vakt me kuch arman jaga lena,
Ham Apki raho se har dard chura lenge
Jab chaho aazma lena.


© When the night comes look at the Sky,
If you see a falling star, dont wonder why,
Make a wish and it will come true,
Cause i did it and i found you.


© Lambe safar me ek aasiyana ho tum,
Akele rasto ka dostana ho tum
Sochte hai tum bin jindagi kaise hoti
Kyuki Hamari kushi ka ek bahana ho tum.

Birthday SMS

© B- be yourself
I- invite new challenges
R- recall past achievements
T- trust your judgement
H- have faith in your abilities
D- desire only the best
A- affirm your strengths
Y- you've hot what it takes
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY*


© Before the clock strikes twelve
Let me take the opportunity to let you know
That you have grown a year more....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


© It's a nice feeling when you know that
Someone like you,
Someone thinks about you,
Someone needs you
But it's fell much better when you know
That someone never forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


© My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you
Luck is yours, wish is mine
I wish your present and future always shine.
Many-many happy returns of the day.


© Some people like Sunday, some people like Monday
I just like only one day, it's your Birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


© Step by step the journey goes on,
Litte by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you can't predict it,
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy present's every moment. Be happy.
Happy Birthday.


© May this birthday be just the begining of a year
Filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shining dreams.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


© You were crying when you were born while everybody was laughing there,
As you live to blow a thousand candles, live your life humbly
So that you would be the one laughing when you die and everyone else would be crying.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


© Millions of greetings, thousands of colours,
Hundreds of wishes, kings of cakes.
That's what i ask God to give you through your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


© Khuda kare ki ye din hazar bar aye,
Ki tu har din apna birthday manaye,
Chu na sake tujhe dukho ki parchai,
Mere dil se ye dua bar-bar aye.

Cool Definitions

©Justice: A decision in your favor.


©Adults: Just like kid who can watch A rated movies.


©Sale: Where you can buy things at 2 times gratar price.


©Cheat: A postcard having note 'cheque inside'.


©Ideal man: First husband of a widow.


©Alarm watch: A machine which is used to wake up those who have no child.


©Opportunist: Person who dropped in pool accidently and start taking bath.


©World biggest mean man: Who tells his wife of his vasectomy(nasbandi) when his wife told him about her prepodncy.


©Fault: Prove that you atleast tried same work.


©Crowd: Causes by two smart girls.


©Music lover: If he heard a girl singing in bathroom, he puts his ear at key-hole.


©Pedestrain: A car holder who's wife has learned driving.


©O turn: double U turn.


©Fool: One who trying to watch a girl from key hole who is bathing in a transparant bathroom.

Kiss and Slap (Hindi Poem)

Gali ke mod par ek aalisaan dukan,
Teen grahak vidyamaan vridha, uvti aur jawan,
Samano ke bech uljha dukandar,
Chal raha len-den, baat, vyavhar
Ki Achanak bijli ho gayi gul,
Charo or andkar me sabhi dubne lage.
Andhere me yuvak ko Mazak sujha bada pyara,
Usne apne hath ko kiss kiya
Aur dukandar ko ek jhapad de mara,
Chumban aur jhapad gunj utha
Jaise labh aur ghata jhanjhana utha sannata.
Budhiya Sochne lagi
Charitra-waan yuvti ne Acha kiya
Chumban ka jabab jhapad se diya,
Yuvti Sochti hai
Haay re murkh nadan, lagta bilkul anjan
Mujhe chod us budhiya par mar mita
Bechara faltu me pita
Aur dukandar sahlate hue apna gaal
Kar raha hai gum
Harkat kisi aur ki aur faltu me pit gaye hum.

Best PICK-UP Lines for Men

© You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.



© Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.



© Is your name Gillette?........
Because you're the best a man can get.



© There's a gap in your life!
Mind if i fill it!



© I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?



© I didn't believe in angels untill i meet you!



© Pardon me, miss, i am writing a phone book, may i have your number?



© God created the world in SIX days, but took Him centuries to come up with some one....
as CUTE.....
as BEAUTIFUL.....
as FINE.....
as GORGEOUS......
as LOVABLE......
as YOU!



© Is your father terrorist..... Because you're a BOMB.