10 Things I hate about you (Poem)

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around,

and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,

not even close,

not even a little bit,

not even at all.

(From Movie)

INDIANS on top this DECADE

This decade is about to pass. India's grown enormously as a nation and as a people in the last ten years. Here's a look at some of the most noteworthy events that shaped India-

Entertainment-
Known as the Mozart of Madras, AR Rahman won Oscars and Grammys for original score and original song in Danny Boyle's 'Slumdog Millionaire'. This was the first time that an Indian music director has won an Oscar.
A R Rahman has sold more than 100 million records of his film scores and soundtracks worldwide, making him one of the world's all-time top selling recording artists

Authors-
Authors Aravind Adiga and Kiran Desai walked away with the prestigious Man Booker Award in 2008 and 2006, respectively

Sports-
One of the greatest sportsmen India has ever produced, Viswanathan Anand has won in every format — tournament, knockout and match and is the undisputed king of chess. Regarded as the best rapid chess player in history, Anand is a five-time winner chess's Oscar and the first Asian to win the World Chess Championship title in 2000.

At the 2008 Beijing Olympics, Abhinav Bindra broke India's jinx at the Olympics by becoming the first Indian to win an individual gold medal in the 10 m Air Rifle event. Weight lifter Sushil Kumar bagged a bronze and continued his winning stretch to the 2010 Commonwealth Games. Boxer Vijender Singh also emerged a winner at the Olympics and is now the world’s top ranked pugilist in the 75-kg category.

Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar went on to add more feathers to his cap, with the first double century in ODI history against Australia and was also adjudged the Cricketer of the Year by the ICC.

The under-celebrated -Saina Nehwal won the Indonesian Badminton Open in 2009 and is now ranked third in the world. She also became the first Indian to win a Super Series tournament and went on to win three Super Series titles


Auto-mobile-
For a long time, the Tatas had been building hype for a car that would cost Rs 1 lakh, touted to be the common man's car, and in January 2008, Tata kept its date with history and unveiled the world's cheapest car - the Nano. Tata through the Nano aimed to revolutionise the way people travel in India and bring automotive transportation to millions of Indians. A team of 500 engineers worked on the car

Computer Shayri

© Roj raat ko mere sapno me aati ho,
Mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungalion pe nachati ho.


© Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech me tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai.


© Aur karwaoge hame Kitna intzar,
Hamare dil ki SITE pe Kabhi to ENTER maro yar.


© Tum mere dil ko test karna bhul gaye,
Dil se yese CUT kiya ki PASTE karna bhul gaye.


© Lackon honge nigaah me Kabhi mujhe bhi PICK karo,
Mere pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo.


© Esa nahi hai zana ki i dont like your face,
Par dil ke storage me hai- NO MORE DISC SPACE!!


© Ghar se jab tum nikle pahan ke reshmi gown,
Jane Kitne dilo ka ho gaya SERVER DOWN.


© Main tumhe pyar Kyu karu, tum nahi ho Ash,
Fir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera SYSTEM ho jata hai CRASH.


© Teri yad me sanam raat bhar hamne WINE piya,
Kabhi OFFLINE piya, Kabhi ONLINE piya.


© Apka hasna, apka chalna, apki wo style,
Apki adao ki hamne SAVE kar li hai FILE.


© Apke nakhre hamare dil pe yun BANG ho gaye,
Jaise 2 PC judte-judte HANG ho gaye.

Patriotic SMS

© Kyu marte ho yaro sanam ke leye,
Na milaga ruptta kafan ke liye,
Marna h to maro vatan ke liye,
Milega tirnga kafan ke liye.
JAI HIND & CONGRTS


© Is atot Gantantra ka gaurav geet gayein,
Dil mein liye Desh bhakti ki aashayein,
Aaj Tiranga hum lehrayein.
Gantantra Diwas ki shubkamnayein!


© We live in Nation where Pizza reachs home Faster than Ambulance &Police?
Where we get Car Loan@5% but Education Loan@12%.
Rice Rs.30, Sim card free?
Still, Jai Hind!


© 15 August ka offer-
Apne mobile se 100 number dial kare aur Kahe, "Sansad Bhavan me bomb!"
Ap payenge 14 saal ke liye central jail ki yatra, kapde, kana sab kuch muft.
Harry up. Offer Sirf15 August tak.


© Ao mil-jul ke prayas kare,
Hindustaan hamara aazad rahe,
Khushaal rahe, aabad rahe,
Duniya ke sir ka taj rahe.

Good Night SMS

© Ho chuki raat ab so bhi jao,
Jo hai dil ke kareeb uske khayalo me kho bhi jao,
Kar raha hoga koi intezar apka,
Khwabo me sahi usse mil to aao.
Good Night.


© Fan pe latki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma,
Bed k niche baithi Chudail, Parde k piche sarkati Laash
In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena. Aram se sona.
Good night.


© Twinkle twinkle little star,
You are chanda i am star,
Night is meant for sleeping yaar.
So take your takiya & so ja yaar.
Good night.


© Khusi se dil ko aabad karna,
Har gam ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bas itni guzarish hai- din me na sahi
Par sone se pehle ek baar to yad karna.
Good Night.


© Isse pahle ki raat ho jaye,
Kyu na ek mulakat ho jaye,
Apne mobile se ek pyara sa msg hi kar do,
Taki koi shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye.
Good Night.


© No matter if the sky is black or blue,
No matter if there are stars or moon,
As long as your heart is true,
Sweet dreams will always be with you.
Good Night.


© 800 kamro ka mehal ho aur Raja ka darbaar,
Income ho arbon me aur 10 farari car,
Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai yaar,
Isliye jagna hai bekar sote rahiye sarkaar.


© When night comes look at the sky,
If you see a falling star don't wonder why,
Just make a wish. Trust me
It will come true
Because i did it & i found you.
Good Night.


© Kanha se laun hunar unhe manane ka,
Koi jawab nahi unke rooth jane ka,
Raat ko sou to lagta hai dar,
Ata hai hunar unhe khwabon me aakar satane ka.
Good Night.

Good Morning SMS

© Samne ho manzil to raste na modna,
Jo man me ho wo sapna na todna,
Kadam kadam pe milegi mushkil apko
Bas sitare chunne ke liye kabhi zameen mat chhodna.
Good morning.


© Subha ki kirne bole chal uth dekh kya najara hai
Main ne kaha pahale ushe S.M.S. kar du jo dost sab se pyra hai.
GOOD MORNING


© Everyday is special if u THINK so.
Every moment is memorable if u FEEL so.
Everyone is unique if u SEE so.
Life is Beautiful , if u LIVE so.
Good Morning.


© Lafzo ki hansi apke naam kar di,
Har khusi ap par qurban kar di,
Tumhari murkurahat ke liye Apni har subah tumhare naam kar di.
Good Morning.


© Suraj wo kahani Kahta hai,
Samjho na jise tum Anko se,
Wo baat zubani Kahta hai,
Dil khamoshi se Wahi bat purani Kahta hai-
Good Morning.


© Good Morning is not only a world
But it is an agent,
Who tells you that you are in the heart of the msg sender.
Jo uthte hi apko yad karne lag jata hai.
Good Morning.


© Meethi neend meethe khwaab,
Ho gaya savera ab to jago janab,
Chand bhi chup gaya fir raat ke intzar me,
Ek naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash me.

© Kirno ki tarah mere jeevan me ujala kar diya,
Tumne aake mere dil me apnepan ka ishara kar diya,
Apne the hum Tumne aake tumhara kar diya.
Good Morning.


© Zindagi ko ek rangeen Kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach, Raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
Good Morning,


© Jab savera de dastak angan me,
To yado ki dhoop khil jati hai,
Kabhi hansaati kabhi gudgudati hai,
Har thandi Subah teri yad aati hai.
Good Morning.

Funny SMS

© Manav to friend-"You know in the USA every year Edison's birthday is celebrated by power-cut for 2 ninutes."
Friend-"But here due to over respect, we celebrate it daily for 3-4 hours."


© Santa was walking through the forest and saw the snake hanging from the tree.
Santa said-"sirf latakane se height nahi badhegi mummy se kaho complan pilaaye."


© Boy to girl-"is dil me aa jao."
Girl-"chappal nikalu kya?"
Boy-"nahi, ese he aa jao. Mandir thode he hai."


© Once Queen Elizabeth and Santa were having dinner.
Queen said-"pass the wine you divine".
Santa thinks, how poetic, Santa says-"pass the roti you moti."


© Bus chali,Jhatka laga. Santa ek ladki pe ja gira.
Ladki boli- "battameez kya kar rahe ho?"
Santa bola- "Ji, Lucknow UNIVERSITY se B.com. final."

© 1st friend-"main apni param sundari girlfriend ko uske janm din par kya du."
2nd friend-"mera phone number de do."


© Santa was reading a blank paper.
Banta-"ye kya hai?"
Santa-"meri girl-friend ka love letter."
Banta-"magar ye to khali hai!"
Santa-"aj-kal hamari bolchal band hai."


© Qatil-"Kosish karna umar Kaid ho Fansi nahi."
Lawyar-"Don't Warry."
Adalat k bad...
Qatil-"Kya hua?"
Lawyar-"Bahut Mushkil se umar qaid hui, judge to tumhe riha kar raha tha."


© A prince had a curse that he could speak only a word in 1 year.
He spoke nothing for 3 years and waitd to say "I LUV U" to a beautiful princes
Who replyed-"PARDON"

Friendship SMS

© F- frank in mind
R- real in love
I- ice speech
E- endless support
N- nonstop advice
D- deep in care
S- sweet in behaviour
"FRIENDS FOREVER"


© Kahte hai Acha dost zero ki tarah hota hai jiski koi kemat nahi hoti
Lakin jiske sath jud jata hai Uski kemat das guna badha deta hai.


© Friendship is like the needle of the clock.
Thoug we are in same clock we are not able to meet.
Even if we meet it's only for few seconds
But we always stay connected.


© Risto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,
Anko ki bate khamosh hoti hai,
Koi puche jab dosti ka matlab
Hamari ungali bas Apki aur hoti hai.


© If A is 1, B is 2 and so on
Than
L+O+V+E = 54
12+15+22+5 = 54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108
Interesting na?
FRIENDSHIP is double stronger than LOVE.


© Jane Kyu do lafzo ko izhar Kahte hai,
Jhuki nigaho ko bhi ikrar Kahte hai,
Kya Sirf pyar ka naam hi pyar hai
Do dosto ki dosti ko bhi to pyar Kahte hai.


© "7" is the great number. Because-
7 Day make a week
7 Colour make a rainbow
7 Sur make a music
7 Round make a life partner
Most importent
7 letters make FRIENDS.


© Zindgi me kuch sapne saza lena,
Vakt me kuch arman jaga lena,
Ham Apki raho se har dard chura lenge
Jab chaho aazma lena.


© When the night comes look at the Sky,
If you see a falling star, dont wonder why,
Make a wish and it will come true,
Cause i did it and i found you.


© Lambe safar me ek aasiyana ho tum,
Akele rasto ka dostana ho tum
Sochte hai tum bin jindagi kaise hoti
Kyuki Hamari kushi ka ek bahana ho tum.

Birthday SMS

© B- be yourself
I- invite new challenges
R- recall past achievements
T- trust your judgement
H- have faith in your abilities
D- desire only the best
A- affirm your strengths
Y- you've hot what it takes
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY*


© Before the clock strikes twelve
Let me take the opportunity to let you know
That you have grown a year more....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


© It's a nice feeling when you know that
Someone like you,
Someone thinks about you,
Someone needs you
But it's fell much better when you know
That someone never forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


© My wishes are silent but true,
Everywhere they will follow you
Luck is yours, wish is mine
I wish your present and future always shine.
Many-many happy returns of the day.


© Some people like Sunday, some people like Monday
I just like only one day, it's your Birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


© Step by step the journey goes on,
Litte by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you can't predict it,
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy present's every moment. Be happy.
Happy Birthday.


© May this birthday be just the begining of a year
Filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shining dreams.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


© You were crying when you were born while everybody was laughing there,
As you live to blow a thousand candles, live your life humbly
So that you would be the one laughing when you die and everyone else would be crying.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


© Millions of greetings, thousands of colours,
Hundreds of wishes, kings of cakes.
That's what i ask God to give you through your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.


© Khuda kare ki ye din hazar bar aye,
Ki tu har din apna birthday manaye,
Chu na sake tujhe dukho ki parchai,
Mere dil se ye dua bar-bar aye.

Cool Definitions

©Justice: A decision in your favor.


©Adults: Just like kid who can watch A rated movies.


©Sale: Where you can buy things at 2 times gratar price.


©Cheat: A postcard having note 'cheque inside'.


©Ideal man: First husband of a widow.


©Alarm watch: A machine which is used to wake up those who have no child.


©Opportunist: Person who dropped in pool accidently and start taking bath.


©World biggest mean man: Who tells his wife of his vasectomy(nasbandi) when his wife told him about her prepodncy.


©Fault: Prove that you atleast tried same work.


©Crowd: Causes by two smart girls.


©Music lover: If he heard a girl singing in bathroom, he puts his ear at key-hole.


©Pedestrain: A car holder who's wife has learned driving.


©O turn: double U turn.


©Fool: One who trying to watch a girl from key hole who is bathing in a transparant bathroom.

Kiss and Slap (Hindi Poem)

Gali ke mod par ek aalisaan dukan,
Teen grahak vidyamaan vridha, uvti aur jawan,
Samano ke bech uljha dukandar,
Chal raha len-den, baat, vyavhar
Ki Achanak bijli ho gayi gul,
Charo or andkar me sabhi dubne lage.
Andhere me yuvak ko Mazak sujha bada pyara,
Usne apne hath ko kiss kiya
Aur dukandar ko ek jhapad de mara,
Chumban aur jhapad gunj utha
Jaise labh aur ghata jhanjhana utha sannata.
Budhiya Sochne lagi
Charitra-waan yuvti ne Acha kiya
Chumban ka jabab jhapad se diya,
Yuvti Sochti hai
Haay re murkh nadan, lagta bilkul anjan
Mujhe chod us budhiya par mar mita
Bechara faltu me pita
Aur dukandar sahlate hue apna gaal
Kar raha hai gum
Harkat kisi aur ki aur faltu me pit gaye hum.

Best PICK-UP Lines for Men

© You've made me so nervous that i've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.



© Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.



© Is your name Gillette?........
Because you're the best a man can get.



© There's a gap in your life!
Mind if i fill it!



© I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?



© I didn't believe in angels untill i meet you!



© Pardon me, miss, i am writing a phone book, may i have your number?



© God created the world in SIX days, but took Him centuries to come up with some one....
as CUTE.....
as BEAUTIFUL.....
as FINE.....
as GORGEOUS......
as LOVABLE......
as YOU!



© Is your father terrorist..... Because you're a BOMB.